First off, I am eating pizza & it is awesome.
Next, we should talk about my tits and how my teddy bear tried to take advantage of them. He’s such a perv. I love him for it, but that’s our little secret. Don’t tell him ’cause he’ll take advantage of me 24/7 & I have other stuffed animals to boink. Last thing I need is a jealous bunch of stuffies fighting & causing a ruckus all Jersey Shore style.